Want to have a terrific day in the Catskills Mountains eating great food, playing with fluffy, happy animals and meeting your favorite cartoonist in the whole world? Then come to WOODSTOCK FARM ANIMAL SANCTUARY's JUNE JAMBOREE!WHADDYA, CRAZY?
Seriously, it's lots of fun, it's for a good cause, and I'll be hanging out all day, painting faces or drawing caricatures or something like that. You'll love it, and your kids are guaranteed to have a great time – if you have kids and bring them, that is. (Kids you do not have are not guaranteed to have a great time, nor do you need to bring children to have a great time yourself. Without children, you can drink beer with impunity and use adult language indiscriminately.)
DO IT, SUCKER!
Saturday, June 14, 11am to 5pm (if it rains, it's the next day)
Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary, 35 Wagner Road, Willow NY 12495
More info here
Easy ways to get there without a car here.
Directions here
or call 845-679-5955
WITH!
Clover!, the gravity-defying baby goat...
Albie!, NY's most famous bionic farm animal...
BEER! with cold, bubbly goodness...
Snacks and smoothies! from Karma Road Cafe...
Music! by roots n' reggae band, "Original Good"...
Elizabeth Mitchel & Daniel Littleton of "Ida" will play hip kids songs...
Salvatore LaRussa Dance Theatre will do some crazy dancing...
Dan Piraro will be doing something or other...
The infamous CHNW will, too...
Admission is $10, kids under 12 free
www.woodstocksanctuary.org
GEE WILLAKERS, I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
